In technology years, I am an old man. I came to PHP in late 1998 while in college. Before that, I mostly developed in perl based on samples from the Perl Cookbook. I mean, where else were you suppose to start, right? Within a month of using PHP, it became abundantly clear that developers could become immediately productive by prototyping
and building systems in PHP far faster than any other language I had encountered to date. And yeah, this was PHP3 – the other odd numbered release. If I recall correctly, the most difficult part of PHP at that time was making sure it would compile and install correctly on Redhat 5 and 6.
Any of these version numbers bringing back nostalgia to you developers?
Kind Words
The irony right now, is that most developers who have since embraced PHP5 are now treating PHP4 just as they would the death of a person that they disliked in life. For years (myself included), we’ve scoffed at PHP4 code. And why not? It’s so easy to spot. It generally looks as though it should come with a side of marinara and garlic toast.
Most applications written on the platform started out clean, but then over time decomposed into a mess of tangled and indigestible code fragments. Revisiting these projects to add new features, or fix bugs (for the unluckiest of contractors) soon always began with a series of 4 letter expletives. It was these experiences that had
us looking towards the future, the PHP5’s, PHP6’s, PHP10’s.
So it has come, after years of cursing PHP4 by name, just as we would a villain in life, we assemble in this blogosphere to pay homage and eulogize PHP4 with the best of words, despite what he might have done in his old age. I’m sure the messy codebases of years past have not died with it, but at least there is a movement (much like a ball
rolling down a hill, or an avalanche), to embrace PHP5’s OO model, unit testing, time tested software patterns and community accepted best practices.
PHP4: you slipped into a coma at the end of last year, and today (8-8-8) you died. I’ll recall some of the more interesting times I spent with you.
What did I do with PHP4?
The Ochsner Medical Center Wayfind and Directory Assistance Application
Around early 2003 I was contracted to build an application for a network of kiosks to display directory assistance and mapping at a relatively large hospital in New
Orleans. Without going into all the massive details, this application took large jpg images with points mapping in a MySql database representing the hallways of the hospital on all 11 floors as well all all of the offices of all of the doctors. A flash application on the kiosk (which was touchscreen), would then ask the server for a
specific doctor name. PHP would then (via all the great geometric math functions), would produce an XML file with all of the point to point animations that flash then had to do. PHP would also walk down all possible physical routes, going to all possible elevators trying to find the shortest route. It did
this in real time. The database was updated often. It rocked.
Tulane Career Services Sign-in Computer
When I worked at the Tulane CSC, I was tasked with replacing our sign-in book with a computerized sign-in system. For this, we got a list of all the students from the Registrar, and bought a USB card scanner. Thankfully, there were some numbers in that little black strip that I could pull out of
the Registrar database and mark the student as having visited the center in real time, without doing anything more than scanning their card. The card reader basically wrote to STDIN of the computer, so as long as the web text field had focus (enforced with JS), the system would work flawlessly– assuming the person with the card was in the
system. If they weren’t they had to visit a web form, which sucks for them, but all in all, the system worked well.
Email Tracking System (Mostly for The Netcom Group & Starwood)
This was an interesting project. Given a list of conference attendees (sometimes 20 sometimes 5000): craft an email that had clickable and trackable links (that could get past spamassassin, hotmail filters, yahoo filters, aol filters, etc.), trackable open images that will redirect them to the conferences group rate hotel site for booking.
Each email was crafted based on that email list which was loaded into mysql by a php script. That php script then created and registered each individual link into th
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